TIME (for
vedic quotes on time choose
v)
Fundamental
to a language are: as
abstracted from; 'Words after meditation' The
human being to time and circumstance ''We
do not appreciate time I'm
interested in the future, because that's where
Ill be for the rest of my
life.
Wie
nooit tijd heeft, kan er niet mee
omgaan. (Who has
no time, is unable to cope with
it.)
"The
time frame of ultimate existence and of moral
truths must be of a different realm, and this
is the sacred." "What
is sacred is the order that links our
activities with an overarching
meaning." "
Sacred time is the collapse of the past and
future into an eternal now so that the
heroics of our ancestors and our descendants
are forever part of the present. "
Prof.
M. Kearl on sacred time in: " A Sociological
Tour Through Cyberspace:
Times
Sacred and
profane"
Toekomst Hoe
denkt u dat de wereld er over vijfentwintig
jaar uit zal zien? (
Future How
do you think the world will look like in
twenty-five years? (Wim
Kan, Soms denk ik wel eens bij mezelf...,
blz. 12) We
do not appreciate time objectively as a
physical thing; that it is simply a pure form
of sensible
intuition. Immanuel
Kant Lord
Krishna in: Vyasa Deva , Bhagavad Gita
(4 -
2) Thus one following the other, the saintly
kings received this science understanding it
that way but in the course of time in this
world this great way of connecting oneself
was scattered, o subduer of the enemies
(4 -
38) Surely there exists nothing of knowledge
in this world that can compare to this
purification and he who is mature in his own
yoga will enjoy that in due course of time
within himself. (7 -
8) I am the taste of water, o son of
Kuntî, the light I am of the moon and
the sun, the pranava [A.U.M.] in all
the Veda's, the sound in the sky and manhood
in man. (7
-30) Those who know Me as ruling all as well
as the godly and the sacrifices also; they
with their minds connected in Me even know me
at the time of their death
too. (23-27)
I shall now describe. o best of the
Bhârata's, that time at which different
kinds of mystics having departed attain and
for sure to that time do or do not return.
Those persons who know the Absolute and leave
during the fire of daylight with a waxing
moon during the six month's when the sun
passes the north, reach the Supreme Spirit.
The mystic who achieves to the light of the
moon during the smoke of the night as also
with a waning moon and the six months of the
sun passing through the south, comes
back.According the Veda's there are these two
ways of light and darkness in passing from
this world by which one either does not
return or does return again. Of knowing any
of these different path's, o son of
Prthâ, the yogi is never bewildered;
therefore always get unified in yoga, o
Arjuna. (10
-21) Of the Adithya's [Diti was the
daughter of Daksa and wife of Kasyapa], I
am Vishnu, of all the luminaries I am the
radiant sun, Marici [a prajâpati, a
father of mankind, and father of
Kayasyapa] of the Maruts [the
flashing gods] I am and of the divisions
of the year [the constellations or of
what is fixed] I am the Moon.
(10 -
30) Of the Daitya's
[non-theist sons of Diti who churned the
ocean] I am Prahlâda, of what rules
I am the Time, of the animals the lion and of
the birds I am Garuda [Vainateya].
(10 -
33) Of the letters I am the first one
[the A], of the compound words I am
the dual one and certainly am I the eternal
of Time and the Creator facing all directions
[Brahmâ]. (11 -
7 ) See here and now the universe completely,
all at the same time, with all that moves and
not moves, in this body of Mine, o conqueror
of sleep, and also whatever else you wish to
see. (11-32)
The Supreme Lord said: "Time I am, the great
destroyer of the worlds; even without you
will all the people here, all the fighters
who took positions on opposite sides, be
engaged in destroying. (17:
20-22) Donations given dutifully,
irrespective the return, at the proper time
and place and to suitable persons - that
giving is considered to be of goodness. But
that which again is given desiring a return
of some result or with resentment; that
giving is understood to be of the mode of
passion.That charity which is given at the
wrong place, the wrong time and to unworthy
persons and as well is given without respect
and proper attention - that is said to be in
the mode of ignorance. (18-61)
The Supreme Master resides in the heart of
all living entities, o Arjuna, directing each
creature subject to the mechanical of time
and matter. see
also for other sayings on Time of
Vyasa
under V
Silence
is deep as Eternity, speech is shallow as
Time. Thou
foster-child of Silence and slow
Time. John
Keats For
time and the world do not stand still. Change
is the law of life. And those who look only
to the past or the present are certain to
miss the future. The
time to repair the roof is when the sun is
shining. John
F. Kennedy
9Isaiah
answered, "This is the LORD's sign to you
that the LORD will do what he has promised:
Shall the shadow go forward ten steps, or
shall it go back ten
steps?" 10"It
is a simple matter for the shadow to go
forward ten steps," said Hezekiah. "Rather,
have it go back ten
steps." 11Then
the prophet Isaiah called upon the LORD, and
the LORD made the shadow go back the ten
steps it had gone down on the stairway of
Ahaz. Holy
Bible: 2Kings 20:9-11 Life
can be understood backwards, but must be
lived forwards. Soren
Kierkegaard The
time is always right to do what is
right. Martin
Luther King Jr
By
the time we get fifty, we have found out that
some things are really important.
T.
Kinnes
(the
fact that life runs faster near the end (Kees
van Kooten, Levensnevel, blz.
7)
De tijd
verstreek alsof er klonten in zaten: (The
time passed as it had lumps (Tim
Krabbé, Vertraging, blz. 40/41)
Where
do I find the time for not reading so many
books? Karl
Kraus "Thought
is time. Thought is born of experience and
knowledge, which are inseparable from time
and the past. Time is the psychological
enemy of man. Our action is based on
knowledge and therefore time, so man is
always a slave to the past. Thought is
ever-limited and so we live in constant
conflict and struggle. There is no
psychological
evolution." "When
man becomes aware of the movement of his
own thoughts, he will see the division
between the thinker and thought, the
observer and the observed, the experiencer
and the experience. He will discover that
this division is an illusion. Then only is
there pure observation which is insight
without any shadow of the past or of time.
This timeless insight brings about a deep,
radical mutation in the
mind." Though
is time and time is
thought. There
are two types of time: chronological time
and psychological time. Psychological time
is the culprit. We walk away from the
things as they are in our desire to become
(paraphrase). J.
Krishnamurti The time
on either side of now stands
fast.
The
future is something which everyone reaches at
the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he
does, whoever he is.
C.
S. Lewis
Learning
how to operate a soul figures to take
time. Timothy
Leary
Time
sneaks up on you like a windshield on a
bug. Jon
Lithgow
Not
time is the measure of movement but: "
...each constant periodic appearance of ideas
" Every
man must some time or other be trusted to
himself. Essay
Concerning Human Understanding,
1690 John
Locke Does
living take a lot of your
time? Next
time I'll take parents of my own
age. Loesje
International Eight
The
highest good is like water.
Water
gives life to the ten thousand things and
does not strive. It
flows in places men reject and so is like the
Tao. In
dwelling, be close to the land.
In
meditation, go deep in the heart.
In
dealing with others, be gentle and kind.
In
speech, be true. In
ruling, be just. In
daily life, be competent. In
action, be aware of the time and the season.
No
fight: No blame
Lao
Zu in the Tao Teh Ching 'We
turn about in the same circle and escape
never.' (We
draaien in dezelfde cirkel romnd en komen
daar nooit uit) (Lucretius.
III) People
find life entirely too
time-consuming. Stanislaw
Lec It
takes a long time to bring excellence to
maturity. Titus
Livy
I
also believe that he who knows t0 adapt his
conduct to the conditions of time, will rule
succesfully, and that contrary to that the
one who does not know to direct his actions
to the time, wil not rule
succesfully. Machiavelli,
The Prince XXV "We
must use time wisely and forever realize that
the time is always ripe to do
right." Nelson
Mandela Battista
Mantuanus Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana. Groucho
Marx About
the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud
voice, "Eloi, Eloi, [1] lama
sabachthani?"--which means, "My God, my God,
why have you forsaken me?"
[2] Holy
Bible: Matthew 27:46
From
the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness
came over all the
land. Holy
Bible: Matthew 27:45
3"About
the third hour he went out and saw others
standing in the marketplace doing
nothing. 4He
told them, `You also go and work in my
vineyard, and I will pay you whatever is
right.' 5So
they went. "He went out again about the sixth
hour and the ninth hour and did the same
thing. 6About
the eleventh hour he went out and found still
others standing around. He asked them, `Why
have you been standing
here all
day long doing nothing?' 7"`Because
no one has hired us,' they answered. "He said
to them, `You also go and work in my
vineyard.' 8"When
evening came, the owner of the vineyard said
to his foreman, `Call the workers and pay
them their wages,
beginning with
the last ones hired and going on to the
first.' 9"The
workers who were hired about the eleventh
hour came and each received a
denarius. 10So
when those came who were hired first, they
expected to receive more. But each one of
them also received a
denarius. 11When
they received it, they began to grumble
against the landowner. 12`These
men who were hired last worked only one
hour,' they said, `and you have made them
equal to us who have borne
the burden
of the work and the heat of the
day.' Holy
Bible: Matthew 20: 3-12
Virtue
could see to do what Virtue would by her own
radiant light, though sun and moon where in
the flat sea sunk. Time
will run back and fetch the age of
gold. John
Milton
From
the mother of all clocks we have these
children: a clock with a radio, a clock on
wheels, a clock with a screen, a clock with a
keyboard, a clock with a telephone attached
to it and even a clock with wings and still
do we, except for a muslim prayer table, not
know what time exactly the sun is making.
That clock faithful to the original father of
time is found in a museum in
France. If
the time would be of everyone, no one would
say he hadn't the time. Everyone
with a clock is a devotee. praise nor
criticism for them. To
meet the time one has to meet with as many
conditions as there are cogs on the cogwheels
of the clock (and one is
missing). Ever
wondered why there are no clocks inside the
church? Future
quotes: why am I not among
them? If
you have the time you have
God. The
difference between time, space and matter is
a lot of creation. He
of whom we have no quote about time, has
understood it. He
who has no work lives the longest
time. Who
is with the time is with the
truth. Had
I taken the time, I had had the
time The
time you hear is not always the time you
see. The
Time you are authentic you are
dead. The
Time you forget is the time you have to
find. Time
waits for no one, but that you had
already. The
best quote is the one you remeber in
time. With
the Lord being Time and Time being money, why
don't you believe? Now
is the best time The
time you waste is the time you're chaste
(Said Casanova) The
time you find out this quote is of someone
else, you deserve it. I
have no time to be famous, that is for the
eternal The
most difficult time is to celebrate the
galactic new year, Be in
time for time... I am
gathering quotations because I forgot a
few. I
stop with quotations because I'm making them
up on the fly. Time
waits for no one, but I'm not in a
hurry There's
so many people speaking on time that René
P. B. A. Meijer 'The
Danger of the group-ego is to forget the
time. Forgetting the time, the discipline
goes upon which the lack of order is found as
a fault with others.' Time
is what you make of it. 'Time:
the more you measure it , the less you know
it.' 'It
takes time to figure out about
time.' 'A
psychologist is a philosopher asking a
depressed person how late it
is.' Do
you have a bad time; just look for the right
one. If
you foretell somene's death they'll put you
in prison Why
do prisoners have to do time and common
people not? If
you have the time, be charitable René
P. B. A. Meijer on the
Gray Page
Truth
uttered before its time is
dangerous. Mencius We
die only once, and for such a long
time! Jean
Baptiste Moliere
"I've
been on a calendar, but never on
time." Marilyn
Monroe In de
middeleeuwen bestond een scholastieke
discussie (During
the Middle ages there was a scholastic
discussion (Geerten
Meijsing, Eeuwig naakt de ondergang, HP/De Tijd,
19-07-1996, blz. 86)
Voor
de tijd beducht (Apprehensive
about time, (Saul
van Messel, epigram, het eeuwige leven, blz.
30)
The
men who make history, have no time to write
it. Prince
von Metternich
I
wonder what Adam and Eve think of it by this
time. Marianne
Moore
Does
one need more
to prove that Man is but
an Animal, or an assemblage of springs which
all wind up one another in such a way that
one cannot say at which point of the human
circle Nature has begun? ... Indeed, I am not
mistaken; the human body is a clock, but
immense and constructed with such ingenuity
and skill that if the wheel whose function it
is to mark the seconds comes to a halt, that
of the minutes turns and continues its
course. La
Mettrie in 'Man a Machine' Henceforth
space by itself, and time by itself, are
doomed to fade away into mere shadows, and
only a kind of union of the two will preserve
an independent reality.
Hermann
Minkowsky 1908 about spacetime Hij
die de Tijd beheerst beheerst
zichzelf (Who
controls the time, also controls
himself.) .... De
mechanische tijd is van niemand, (Mechanical
time belongs to no one. .... Het
juiste moment te kiezen is niet alleen een
kunst, het is ook zuivere
kunst. (Choosing
the right moment is not only an art, but it
is also plain art) (Op
de manier waarop er twee versies bestaan: de
officële meetbare tijd en de intieme
persoonlijke ervaring van de tijd, hebben we
net zo ook twee soorten van geheugen: het
individuele geheugen waar iedereen mee
toegerust is en het collectieve geheugen, de
geschiedenis.) (The
way we have two versions existing: the
official measurable time and the intimate
personal experience of time, the same way we
have also two types of memory: the individual
memory that anyone is equiped with, and the
collective memory,
history.) Heen
Montijn: Over de Tijd The
Quoran on Time 2
- 126. And
remember Abraham said: "My Lord, make this a
City of Peace, and feed its people with
fruits,-such of them as believe in Allah and
the Last Day." He said: "(Yea), and such as
reject Faith,-for a while will I grant them
their pleasure, but will soon drive them to
the torment of Fire,- an evil destination
(indeed)!" 2
- 185. Ramadhan
is the (month) in which was sent down the
Qurán, as a guide to mankind, also
clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment
(between right and wrong). So every one of
you who is present (at his home) during that
month should spend it in fasting, but if any
one is ill, or on a journey, the prescribed
period (should be made up) by days later.
Allah intends every facility for you; He does
not want to put to difficulties. (He wants
you) to complete the prescribed period, and
to glorify Him in that He has guided you; and
perchance ye shall be grateful.
2
- 187 87.
Permitted to you, on the night of the fasts,
is the approach to your wives. They are your
garments and ye are their garments. Allah
knoweth what ye used to do secretly among
yourselves; but He turned to you and forgave
you; so now associate with them, and seek
what Allah Hath ordained for you, and eat and
drink, until the white thread of dawn appear
to you distinct from its black thread; then
complete your fast till the night appears;
but do not associate with your wives while ye
are in retreat in the mosques. Those are
limits (set by) Allah. Approach not nigh
thereto. Thus doth Allah make clear His Signs
to men: that they may learn self-restraint.
2-194.
The
prohibited month for the prohibited month,-
and so for all things prohibited,- there is
the law of equality. If then any one
transgresses the prohibition against you,
transgress ye likewise against him. But fear
Allah, and know that Allah is with those who
restrain themselves. 2
- 189 189.
They ask thee concerning the New Moons. Say:
They are but signs to mark fixed periods of
time in (the affairs of) men, and for
Pilgrimage. It is no virtue if ye enter your
houses from the back: It is virtue if ye fear
Allah. Enter houses through the proper doors:
And fear Allah. That ye may prosper.
2
- 282. O
ye who believe! When ye deal with each other,
in transactions involving future obligations
in a fixed period of time, reduce them to
writing. (...) The
Family Of Ìmrán
(Al-Ìmrán) 3
- 145. Nor
can a soul die except by Allah's leave, the
term being fixed as by writing. If any do
desire a reward in this life, We shall give
it to him; and if any do desire a reward in
the Hereafter, We shall give it to him. And
swiftly shall We reward those that (serve us
with) gratitude. The
Table Spread (Al-Máída)
5
- 97. Allah
made the Kàba, the Sacred House, an
asylum of security for men, as also the
Sacred Months, the animals for offerings, and
the garlands that mark them: That ye may know
that Allah hath knowledge of what is in the
heavens and on earth and that Allah is well
acquainted with all things.
The
Cattle 6
- 67 For
every Prophecy is a limit of time, and soon
shall ye know it." 6
- 70. Leave
alone those who take their religion to be
mere play and amusement, and are deceived by
the life of this world. But continue to
admonish with it (the Qurán) lest a
soul is caught in its own ruin by its own
actions: it will find for itself no protector
or intercessor except Allah: if it offered
every ransom, (or reparation), none will be
accepted: such is (the end of) those who
deliver themselves to ruin by their own acts:
they will have for drink (only) boiling
water, and for punishment, one most grievous:
for they persisted in rejecting Allah.
6
- 96. He
it is that cleaveth the day-break (from the
dark): He makes the night for rest and
tranquillity, and the sun and moon for the
reckoning (of time): Such is the judgment and
ordering of (Him), the Exalted in Power, the
Omniscient. The
Heights (Al-Aráf) 7
-34. To
every People is a term appointed: when their
term is reached, not an hour can they cause
delay, nor (an hour) can they advance (it in
anticipation). 7
- 51 . "Such
as took their religion to be mere amusement
and play, and were deceived by the life of
the world." That day shall We forget them as
they forgot the meeting of this day of
theirs, and as they were wont to reject Our
Signs. 7
- 187. They
ask thee about the (final) Hour - when will
be its appointed time? Say: "The knowledge
thereof is with my Lord (alone): None but He
can reveal as to when it will occur. Heavy
were its burden through the heavens and the
earth. Only, all of a sudden will it come to
you." They ask thee as if thou wert eager in
search thereof: Say: "The knowledge thereof
is with Allah (alone), but most men know
not." Repentance
(Al-Tauba) 9
- 36. The
number of months in the sight of Allah is
twelve (in a year)- so ordained by Him the
day He created the heavens and the earth; of
them four are sacred: that is the right
religion. So wrong not yourselves therein.
And fight the Pagans all together as they
fight you all together. But know that Allah
is with those who restrain themselves.
Jonah
(Yünus) 10
-5&6 It
is He Who made the sun to be a shining glory
and the moon to be a light (of beauty), and
measured out stages for it; that ye might
know the number of years and the count (of
time). Nowise did Allah create this but in
truth and righteousness. (Thus) doth He
explain His Signs in detail, for those who
know.Verily, in the alternation of the night
and the day, and in all that Allah hath
created, in the heavens and the earth, are
Signs for those who fear Him.
The
Rocky Tract (Al-Hijr) 15-5
Neither
can a people anticipate its term, nor delay
it. The
Night Journey (Al-Isrá)
17
- 12. We
have made the Night and the Day as two (of
Our) Signs: the Sign of the Night have We
made dark, while the Sign of the Day We have
made bright; that ye may seek bounty from
your Lord, and that ye may know the number
and count of the years: all things have We
explained in detail. The
Prophets (Al-Anbiyáa)
21.
- 39. If
only the Unbelievers knew (the time) when
they will not be able to ward off the fire
from their faces, nor yet from their backs,
and (when) no help can reach them!
The
Believers (Al-Müminün)
23
- 43. No
people can hasten their term, nor can they
delay (it). Light
(An-Nür) 24
- 58.
O
ye who believe! Let those whom your right
hands possess, and the (children) among you
who have not come of age ask your permission
(before they come to your presence), on three
occasions: before morning prayer; the while
ye doff your clothes for the noonday heat;
and after the late- night prayer: these are
your three times of undress: outside those
times it is not wrong for you or for them to
move about attending to each other. Thus does
Allah make clear the Signs to you: for Allah
is full of knowledge and
wisdom. The
Spider (Al-Ànkabüt)
29
5. For
those whose hopes are in the meeting with
Allah, the Term (appointed) by Allah is
surely coming: and He hears and knows (all
things). The
Romans (Ar-Roem) 30
- 8. Do
they not reflect in their own minds? Not but
in truth and for a term appointed, did Allah
create the heavens and the earth, and all
between them: yet are there truly many among
men who deny the meeting with their Lord (at
the Resurrection)! The
Wise (Luqmán) 31
- 29&30 .Seest
thou not that Allah merges Night into Day and
he merges Day into Night; that He has
subjected the sun, and the moon (to His Law),
each running its course for a term appointed;
and that Allah is well-acquainted with all
that ye do? That is because Allah is the
Truth, and because whatever else they invoke
besides Him is Falsehood; and because Allah,-
He is the Most High, Most Great.
Adoration
(As-Sajdah) 32
- 4.
It
is Allah Who has created the heavens and the
earth, and all between them, in six Days,
then He established Himself on the Throne: ye
have none, besides Him, to protect or
intercede (for you): will ye not then receive
admonition? 32
- 5.
He
directs the affairs from the heavens to the
earth: then it ascends unto Him, on a Day,
the measure of which is a thousand years of
your reckoning. The
Groups (Az-Zumar) 39
-42. It
is Allah that takes the souls (of men) at
death; and those that die not (He takes)
during their sleep: those on whom He has
passed the decree of death, He keeps back
(from returning to life), but the rest He
sends (to their bodies) for a term appointed.
Verily in this are Signs for those who
reflect. Bowing
the Knee (Al-Játhiya)
45
- 24. And
they say: "What is there but our life in this
world? We shall die and we live, and nothing
but time can destroy us." But of that they
have no knowledge: they merely conjecture:
The
Moon (Al-Qamar) 54
- 1, 2, 3. The
Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon was
cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they
turn away, and say, "This is (but) continuous
magic." They reject (the warning) and follow
their (own) lusts but every matter has its
appointed time. 54
- 28. And
tell them that the water is to be divided
between them: each one's right to drink being
brought forward (by suitable turns).
The
Assembly (Friday) Prayer (Al-Jumuá)
62
- 9. O
ye who believe! When the call is proclaimed
to prayer on Friday (the Day of Assembly),
hasten earnestly to the Remembrance of Allah,
and leave off business (and traffic): That is
best for you if ye but knew!
Mutual
Loss and Gain (At-Tagábun)
64
-9 The
Day that He assembles you (all) for a Day of
Assembly,- that will be a Day of mutual loss
and gain (among you), and those who believe
in Allah and work righteousness,- He will
remove from them their ills, and He will
admit them to Gardens beneath which Rivers
flow, to dwell therein for ever: that will be
the Supreme Triumph. Folded
in Garments (Al-Muzzammil)
73
:1-7 O
thou folded in garments! Stand (to prayer) by
night, but not all night,- Half of it,- or a
little less, Or a little more; and recite the
Qurán in slow, measured rhythmic
tones. Soon shall We send down to thee a
weighty Word. Truly the rising by night is a
time when impression is more keen and speech
more certain. True, there is for thee by day
prolonged occupation with ordinary duties:
Thus
doth Allah leave to stray whom He pleaseth,
and guide whom He pleaseth: and none can know
the forces of thy Lord, except He and this is
no other than a reminder to mankind.
One
Wrapped Up (Al-Muddaththir)
74:
.. 31, 32-38 (...)
Thus doth Allah leave to stray whom He
pleaseth, and guide whom He pleaseth: and
none can know the forces of thy Lord, except
He and this is no other than a reminder to
mankind. Nay, verily: By the Moon, And by the
Night as it retreateth, And by the Dawn as it
shineth forth,-. This is but one of the
mighty (Portents), a warning to mankind,- to
any of you that chooses to press forward, or
to follow behind;- every soul will be (held)
in pledge for its deeds. Time,
Man (Ad-Dahr, Al-Insán)
76
- 1. Has
there not been over Man a long period of
Time, when he was nothing - (not even)
mentioned? The
Time Through Ages
(Al-Àsr) 103.1-3 By
the Time, Thus
Mohanmmed in the Holy
Quoran
Time is
like the ocean, always there, always
different. "one
can die of being
immortal" F.
Nietzsche (in Thus spoke
Zaratustra) My
time has not yet come either; some are born
posthumously. Friedrich
Nietzsche (As the
time glides, the time rides, the time wears
off. (Cees
Nooteboom, Stien, 1979, (The
question is not where the time is gone to, (Cees
Nooteboom, Ik had wel duizend levens en ik nam
er maar één!, blz. 11)
Time
is the element in which we exist. ... We are
either borne along by it or drowned in it.
Joyce
Carol Oates, "Marya" The
clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared
me what it talked.
Tillie
Olsen "Whoever
controls the past controls the future.
Whoever controls the present controls the
past. " George
Orwell
A
Joke: "What's
the idea of coming in here late every
morning, Mulla?" asked the boss.
"IT'S
YOUR FAULT, SIR," said Mulla Nasrudin. "YOU
HAVE TRAINED ME SO THOROUGHLY NOT TO WATCH
THE CLOCK IN THE OFFICE, NOW I AM IN THE
HABIT OF NOT LOOKING AT IT AT HOME."
Osho:
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